Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Your Career As A Hotdogger

Have You Ever Wanted To Be a Hotdogger?

Want a job you can really relish? Do you have an appetite for adventure, a friendly personality and boundless enthusiasm? Do you want to become a goodwill ambassador for Oscar Mayer, helping to organize promotions and even pitch TV, radio and print media? If the answer is "Yes", you could qualify to be an official Oscar Mayer Hotdogger. Read on for all the juicy details.

Take the Hotdogger Oath!

As official Hotdogger of the celebrated Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, I salami swear to uphold the dogma set forth here, and I promise to:

Encourage wiener lovers nationwide to relish the delicacy, ketchup on the great taste of hot dogs, and give in to the craving once it's mustard. Be frank and furthermore, to be upstanding in a line for hot dogs at ball parks, barbecues, buffets, and other bashes. Journey into the streets, dachs, und ports of my community, wish well to all comers, plump and lean — and leave them with a wiener to roast about. As once I wished I were, now I am — an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Hotdogger.

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  1. You know, I have been looking for a second car AND more revenue...

  2. @david
    You know, I was thinking the same thing myself when I wrote that post. I mean how much better does it get??

    -- Michael


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