Sunday, December 28, 2008

New Years Revolution Memorandum

Shoot the messengerImage by esteban via Flickr 2009 Memorandum of Contract

After serious & cautious consideration.....
your contract of friendship
has been renewed for the New Year 2009.

It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!

My Wish for All of You in 2009

May peace break into your house
and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!

May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires
and may happiness slap you across the face
and may your tears be that of joy.

May the problems you had forget your home address!

In simple words ............

May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!

(courtesy of my sister, Patricia Gualdoni)

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